Marceline McMew’s Tips on Ninja-Dating
Remember, ladies, if you’re going out with a ninja, you’re going to get ninja presents. Yes, your man may be silent and gifted with invisibility, but remember that communication is still key. No matter how tempted you are, don’t use these gifts to escape a particularly lame date with your loved one. Talk it out, or at least send a quick text or a note tied to an arrow.
Also, smoke bombs and ground spikes are great for quick getaways, but don’t forget hints are in your arsenal, too! Remember to drop a few so he won’t forget your Grappling Hook Anniversary.
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